Can someone please translate this CL ad for me??

"midnightautoparts" (midnightautoparts) 01/06/2014 at 21:38 • Filed to: None

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http://appleton.craigslist.org/cto/4275806074…

Thank you.

Bad Idea Hat > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:39

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"Avoid."

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:40

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"Bro talk"

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:40

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"Run!"

Brian Silvestro > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:42

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"Give me money for my mistakes"

scoob > Bad Idea Hat 01/06/2014 at 21:44

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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

DoctorDick > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:46

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"New-ish slightly used donk, only been in one meth bust. Yolo"

Milky > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:48

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I've lived in Detroit a few years, so I'll give it a try ….

Chevy box = Caprice

6's = 26 inch rims

gutted to death = lol I have no idea

3 T's = 3 Televisions

slapping hard = Lots of bass with subs

but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different = OBO

Nibbles > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:52

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I have a 1988 Chevrolet Panel Van. Don't drive this in the winter! Six inch hubcaps and fresh Earl Scheib paint. Nothing inside but front seats, great for hauling carpet/candy/children. It has a steering wheel, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Box of toddler clothes in the back. Hole in the roof, was patched by PO but no guarantees. New front end. It could use shocks in the future. I am asking $8500 but am willing to entertain reasonable offers; just looking for something less conspicuous. Text me at 9203789004

PRBot II > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:53

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"I have a 1988 chevy box boi start your summer off right on 6's candy paint gutted to death billet wheel 3 T's custom three stage moon roof grill and slapping hard as hell I am asking $8500 but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different shoot me a text @9203789004"

Translation, Ghetto to English:

To whom it may concern,

Here for sale is my 1988 Chevrolet Caprice. Friend, this vehicle would compliment fun summer activities nicely. This car has been customized with the following:

Six spoke wheels

Steering wheel

Moon roof

Grill

Audio system

The asking price currently stands at $8,500 USD, however you are encouraged to contact me, as I am open to negotiations. My cellular telephone number is (920) 378-9004.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:55

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Wat.

Crocket Bernet > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:55

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"Hello sir or madam, I have in my possession a tastefully modded Chevy Caprice from the year of the dragon (1988 for those of you who don't recollect all of the zodiac symbols). Unfortunately I have grown bored of this beautiful Chevy Caprice, which has been recently repainted cherry red and upgraded with larger performance wheels and tires. I have a firm but negotiable price at $8,500. Please feel free to contact me at 920-378-9004."

Sn210 > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 21:57

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I have a 1988 chevy box boi start your summer off right on 6's candy paint gutted to death billet wheel 3 T's custom three stage moon roof grill and slapping hard as hell I am asking $8500 but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different shoot me a text @9203789004

"Hello prospective buyer. I have a 1988 Chevrolet Caprice that I have decided to part ways with. Perfect summer cruiser with 26" rims! Candy Apple red paint is in excellent condition. Added lightness and chrome wheels. A local professional installed a custom, three stage moon roof! Also has a custom grille and a hydraulic system to adjust the ride height. I have listed this vehicle for sale for $8500, but I would entertain your best reasonable offer. Please contact me at the following phone number. Thank you for taking the time to read my advertisement."

midnightautoparts > Milky 01/06/2014 at 21:58

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Thanks.

I read it as "My grandmother passed on about a year ago and left me her car and about $20,000. I have squandered my inheritance on this rolling circus wagon and now I need some money to pay my cellular telephone bill."

midnightautoparts > Sn210 01/06/2014 at 22:01

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Thank you so much. Google translate was not much help.

Sn210 > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 22:03

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You need to make this a thing!

midnightautoparts > PRBot II 01/06/2014 at 22:05

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Oh, the origin language was "ghetto". That splains it.

Slave2anMG > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 22:10

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Gizoogle wasn't much help either...

"I gots a 1988 chevy box boi start yo' summer off right on 6z candy paint gutted ta dirtnap billet wheel 3 Tz custom three stage moon roof grill n' slappin hard as a muthafucka I be askin $8500 but Holla all up in mah grill we can cut a thugged-out deal so don't low bizzle me I aint broke just want suttin' different blast me a text @9203789004"

Milky > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 22:11

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Lols more like drug money …. the hood is a funny place.

Slave2anMG > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 22:14

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Slave2anMG > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 01/06/2014 at 22:15

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Best WAT on the planet.

thebigbossyboss > midnightautoparts 01/06/2014 at 23:44

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Translation courtesy of donk snob "You wouldn't kill the game but you'd have a lot of boys hurtin with that candy ass paint, outrageous offsets and 26 inch rims" You winnin.